23 Reasons why no one can wait for the Premier League to start.

1.ManCity will be the new circus following Newcastle's relegation.
2.Liverpool supporter's claim yet again that this is their year.
3.Carragher will add to his tally of own goals and become the leading own-goal scorer.
4.Fellaini will scores more goals with his bush.
5.Berbatov will get lazier(if that is possible).
6.Van der Sar will go 10,986.5 mins without conceding a goal.
7.Chelsea will concede a 100 goals as opposition strikers wont be facing a huge fluorescent orange gay goal keeper charging at them.
8.Tevez will cry more.
9.Aquilani's wife is a great new addition.(not sure about Aquilani though)
10.Ballack will continue to lose cup finals.
11.Arsenal will continue to be in the transition period.
12.Adebayor will miss more number of open goals.
13.Eboue wont have anyone to dance with IF he scores a goal.(Adebayor and Toure aren't around)
14.Rafa Benitez will dig up more facts to show that Liverpool play better football than Hull City.
15.Crouch will move to Man City in January.
16.Tevez will cry more.
17.ManCity will make a bid of 500m pounds for Torres.
18.Tevez will stop crying.(realises no ones bothered)
19.Rooney will lose his other ear too in a car crash.
20.Saha,Hargreaves and Rosicky remain close friends with the treatment table.Mickey Owen will join them soon.
21.Rafa Benitez talks up more facts claiming he is the best manager ever at Liverpool.
22.Sheva,Voronin and Pizarro are back to excite the fans.
23.Gareth Bale will finally win a premier league match.