Funny made up quote of the day

At Manchester United, Nani is the man tasked with filling Ronaldo's shoes, but with limited success. "The boy works his socks off, and he's trying everything he can, make no mistake," says Sir Alex Ferguson. "He's always the first onto the training ground, diving and rolling around, and the last one off, cheating, faking injury and trying to get people in trouble. But he's still got a long way to go: there's a few little bits of likeability and selflessness to iron out yet."